mariolord
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Dictator-for-Life
I am awesome.
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Post by mariolord on Jun 1, 2012 18:59:39 GMT -6
I hereby declare myself Dictator-For-Life. I know this may come as a surprise to everyone, but I've been planning this move for some time, now. For years, I have been frustrated by what I felt was a lack of respect for me in the world. It was as if the entire world didn't believe I was the greatest entity in existence! I knew this had to stop.
The times ahead will be difficult, but with your unequivocal cooperation and loyalty, I know we can create a better world, a world where my greatness is realized for what it is. I know that each of you will perform your duties to the best of your abilities if you know what's good for you. Thank your for your time.
*Heroic music plays in the background*
Oh wait, there's this.
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Post by theredshadow on Jun 1, 2012 19:56:07 GMT -6
Smelly fish, please!
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Nexik
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Post by Nexik on Jun 1, 2012 19:58:03 GMT -6
Best part^^
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Post by theredshadow on Jun 1, 2012 19:59:44 GMT -6
I almost modified his name but decided that a blatant flaunting of MY powers would be stooping to his level.
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Nexik
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Post by Nexik on Jun 1, 2012 20:11:08 GMT -6
lol, well the warning bit is plenty funny enough xD
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Post by theredshadow on Jun 1, 2012 20:24:35 GMT -6
Nothing like a little virtual chastising for a digital dictator.
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mariolord
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I am awesome.
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Post by mariolord on Jun 2, 2012 15:06:42 GMT -6
This is blasphemy, all of you! You're lucky that I don't have you all put into a cellar full of smelly fish! You'll pay dearly for this treachery!
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